3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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