i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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