Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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