bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Randomize
