He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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