OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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