mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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