dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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