i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We left the knife in your bed.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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