i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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