I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
This is the high leading the old right now
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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