Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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