..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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