Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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