the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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