No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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