I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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