Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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