I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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