What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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