I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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