btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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