I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Mom said you looked used
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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