You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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