Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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