Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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