But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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