I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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