CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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