He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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