Farmville is her only friend.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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