we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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