Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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