i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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