so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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