But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Randomize
