how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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