is your mom at the bar?
look no pants
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
you never un-have a 4some
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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