I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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