i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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