please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
My liver is preforming stress tests.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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