you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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