Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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