i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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