my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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