i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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