why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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