barbara walters just said penis...
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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