Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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