so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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