There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Pants are for mortals
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