just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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