love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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